Almost married
Wednesday, August 31st, 2011A young fellow was about to be
married and was asking his
grandfather about sex. He asked how
often you should have it. His
grandfather told him that when you first
get married, you want it all the
time….and maybe do it several times a
day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it
once a week or so. Then as you get
older, you have sex maybe once a
month.
When you get really old, you are lucky
to have it once a year….maybe on your
anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his
grandfather, “Well how about you and
grandma now?”
His grandfather replied, “Oh, we just
have oral sex now.”
“What’s oral sex?” the young fellow
asked.
“Well,” grandpa said, “She goes to bed
in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my
bedroom. And she yells, “Fuck You”,
and I holler back, “Fuck you too.”
